Retro 67
About
Wall chargers occupy an unusual position in the technology landscape. They perform essential functions yet typically receive no design consideration whatsoever, resulting in anonymous white boxes that contribute nothing to their environment. Sharge rejected this premise with the Retro 67, creating charging hardware that earns display space through deliberate aesthetics while delivering genuinely capable performance.
The form factor pays homage to personal computing's earliest recognizable shapes, evoking the compact Macintosh era when technological objects possessed personality. A glossy faceplate, silver accent details, and miniature pixel display complete the reference without crossing into kitsch. The screen itself animates with cascading characters reminiscent of science fiction cinema, providing real-time power output data with visual interest. Functionality includes automatic shutoff five minutes after connected devices reach full charge, conserving energy and reducing unnecessary wear.
Technical specifications justify the premium positioning. Gallium nitride internals enable 67W output from a form factor that conventional silicon charging could never match. Three USB-C ports distribute power intelligently, delivering full capacity to a single device or splitting across multiple gadgets with allocations like 45W plus 20W. PPS support alongside standard voltage profiles ensures compatibility with laptops, tablets, phones, and other USB-C devices regardless of manufacturer. Real-world testing demonstrates MacBook charging from depleted to full in approximately two hours.
A twelve-month warranty provides assurance, while the compact footprint ensures the charger occupies minimal outlet space despite its capabilities. For those who appreciate objects that perform daily tasks with character, this represents charging infrastructure worth considering.
